New and old releases are rated on a scale of 0 to 4 stars.
DVD and Blu-ray reviews are on a scale from A+ to F-.
If you don't see a rating it's because I hadn't yet watched that particular film.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

New on DVD and Blu-ray - July 02, 2013

Blood for Irnia (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Blood for Irina

The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 4 - DVD and Blu-ray

The Dick van Dyke Show Season 4

The Employer (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

The Employer 2013

Inescapable (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Inescapable 2013

Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade B+

Kentucky Fried Movie

Last Resort: The Complete Series (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade B+

Last Resort

The Producers (1968) - Blu-ray - Grade A

The Producers 1968

Tai Chi Hero (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Tai Chi Hero 2012

The Trouble With Harry (1955) - Blu-ray

The Trouble with Harry 1955

Friday, June 28, 2013

Movie of the Week: PHANTOM (2013)

Phantom 2013

Tell me if this sounds familiar: a Russian submarine carrying a device that can ghost its presence to other submarines is willing to start World War 3. If the first thought that popped into your mind was The Hunt for Red October (1990) then you’re amongst the many. I wasn’t, but that’s because just prior to writing this review I watched Red October for the first time. Comparisons aside Phantom is a film that takes place almost entirely within a submarine and focuses on its characters, their virtues and their faults as human beings.

Unlike Red October’s 1984 setting, the story of Phantom takes place in 1968 and almost all inside a diesel powered submarine that’s about to run its last course before being decommissioned and scrapped. There’s the captain Demi (Ed Harris); his up-and-coming Executive Officer Alex (William Fichtner); and a couple of new guys led by KGB Agent Bruni (David Duchovny). The rest of the crew is simply the rest of the crew. Bruni installs a secret new device on the sub and has specific instructions to test it thoroughly and make sure that it works. His command, apparently, supersedes Demi’s.

Demi and Alex don’t trust Bruni and eventually force an explanation of what the “Phantom” device is and does. Bruni becomes the film’s antagonist and attempts to start a third world war and the entire crew is split due to a mutiny. Demi and Alex attempt to win back their command of the ship, etc. There’s a plot to the film but it’s not nearly interesting as its characters.

Through the first half of the film we get the sense that the crew has a lot of respect for Captain Demi and his supposed legendary status. What they don’t know is that he’d commanded this ship before, that he made several terrible mistakes while running it, and that there was a fire in which many lives were lost. He’s haunted by his actions and now suffers from epileptic seizures of which, of course, the crew must know nothing. High command eventually gives him one last command before he “retires” and is given this scrapheap of a ship.

The film showcases a forced sense of claustrophobia utilizing tight shots. From what I’ve read, the film was shot on an actual Soviet-era sub. It makes sense to do so and as a result we feel like we’re actually there. The actors dress the part and all text found in the film is written in Russian. Authenticity is key, and here it not only serves a purpose but it works.

One reason I mention authenticity is because not a single actor utilizes any kind of Russian or Russian-like accent. They all speak perfect English with American accents and that’s the way I like it. To me there’s nothing phonier than an American film that stars American actors who pretend to be foreign simply by speaking perfect English with foreign accents. I hate it. Also, all of the characters are Russian so that makes it easier, too.

The biggest problem with the film is its screenplay. It treats the audience like children and over-explains certain scenarios and ideas repeatedly. One person asks another, “Do you know what this means?” And that person responds with, “Yes.” Then he proceeds to explain it to the audience, even though we also know what it means because the year is 2013 and not 1968. This happens too often and can be a big turn off. Also, the characters are cliches. But I dare you to find characters that aren’t nowadays.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again (yes it’s my attempt at irony): if you have a good script you have a good film. It’s a mantra that filmmakers and screenwriters around the globe follow. But from that rationale this should be a bad film because the screenplay and the dialogue within it are mostly inept. So what reasons could I possibly have for recommending this film? Well, the art direction and costume design departments have the look and feel of the sub and its characters down to a tee. You always feel like you’re being compressed into tight spaces, unlike Red October’s shiny and wide interiors, and you never forget that these characters are Russian. Also, the dialogue may be inept but it serves a purpose and half way through the film it ceases to be repetitive. The screenplay gains focus and shifts things into a higher gear.

Then there are the performances. Honestly, they’re outstanding. Ed Harris is an excellent actor and this type of independently produced film doesn’t deserve the type of performance that it gets out of him. And the same goes for Fichtner (who’s turning into a terrific leading man) and Duchovny. I’ve never seen Duchovny really “act” but he does so here and he plays his character very well and with conviction. It’s safe to say that the performances carry the film and they lift it from the conventional “I watched it on TV, on a unknown channel, at 2 AM” to “this film is a good rental”. It may not be worth coughing up the $12-$14 that it would cost to watch it in the theatres but it’s definitely worth a rental.

Phantom is a good film for its outstanding performances, its use of atmosphere, its attention to detail, and its consistent use of tension. It feeds on that tension and wouldn’t work without it. Lastly, if anyone claims that this is a clumsy, blatant rip-off of Red October, all I have to say as a rebuttal is that there’s a Korean film titled Phantom: The Submarine (1999) and it has the same plot as this one. So, chill.

Grade C+

The Special Features are an Audio Commentary; Facing the Apocalypse: Making Phantom; The Real Phantom; Jeff Rona: Scoring Phantom; “An Ocean Away” Music Video; and Sneak Peek.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

New on DVD and Blu-ray - June 25, 2013

The Call (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade C-

The Call

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked

Help! (1965) - Blu-ray

Help! 1965

In the Family (2011) - DVD and Blu-ray

In the Family 2011

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Into the White (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade C+

Into the White

No (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

No 2012

North Face (2008) - Blu-ray - Grade A-

North Face 2008

Pusher (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Pusher 2012 remake

Shoa (1985) - Criterion Collection DVD and Blu-ray

Shoah 1985

Upside Down (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Upside Down

Sunday, June 16, 2013

New on DVD and Blu-ray - June 18, 2013

Stoker (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade A-

Stoker 2013

Click here to read my review of Stoker on Commentary Track.


21 and Over (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

21 and Over

American Mary (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

American Mary

Hell's House (1932) - Kino Classics DVD and Blu-ray

Hell's House 1932

The Howling (1981) - Blu-ray - Grade D+

The Howling 1981

Jack the Giant Slayer (2D/3D, 2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Jack the Giant Slayer

The Last Exorcism: Part II (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

The Last Exorcism 2 2013

Lifeforce (1985) - Blu-ray - Grade C

Lifeforce 1985

Marketa Lazarova (1967) - Criterion Collection DVD and Blu-ray

Marketa Lazarova

Movie 43 (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Movie 43

Of Human Bondage (1934) - Kino Video DVD and Blu-ray

Of Human Bondage 1934

Quartet (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Quartet (Maggie Smith)

Safety Last! (1923) - Criterion Collection DVD and Blu-ray - Grade A+

Safety Last! 1923

Things to Come (1936) - Criterion Collection DVD and Blu-ray

Things to Come 1936

Workaholics: Season 3 - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade B+

Workaholics Season 3

Monday, June 10, 2013

New on DVD and Blu-ray - June 11, 2013

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - Blu-ray - Grade B-

Atlantis 2001

The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Blu-ray - Grade A-

The Emperor's New Groove

Enter the Dragon (1973) - 40 Anniversary Edition Blu-ray - Grade A

Enter the Dragon

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters

Hard times (1975) - Blu-ray - Grade B

Hard Times 1975

House of Cards (2013): Season 1 - DVD and Blu-ray

House of Cards 2013

How to Survive a Plague (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

How to Survive a Plague

Killing Lincoln (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray

Killing Lincoln

Masquerade (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray

Masquerade 2012

The Newsroom: Season 1 - DVD and Blu-ray

The Newsroom Season 1

Oz the Great and Powerful (2D/3D - 2013) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade C-

Oz the Great and Powerful

Snitch (2013) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade C+

Snitch 2013

Wild Strawberries (1957) - Criterion Collection DVD and Blu-ray

Wild Strawberries 1957

Wrong (2012) - DVD and Blu-ray - Grade C-

Wrong 2012